99% of people who live in China are Chinese, it's a figure so high it would
make Nigel Farage cum blood. This is the tale of the 1%, not the rich,
abhorrent 1% who everyone hates, but rather an Englishman living abroad in
China. That 1%. Hear the jams, japes, and downright embarrassing stories
of a whiteboi living in China with way too much detail.